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Hi. Could someone here kill me but just temporarily?
Thank you.

EDIT:
Yes this is a serious question.

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ummmm..

don't you know when you're killed.. you DIE?

That's why I said temporarily.
[duh???]

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NO

TAKE THIS DOWN

Don't worry everything's fine.

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i want to set myself on fire after writing this

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horrific

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um

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no longer here

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is this a sex question

[What?]
What?
No.

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Anakin!

I can't believe you're still using Ben.

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sorry i just have to hear this

how do you plan to come back to life

Well I don't know that part yet, that's why I'm soliciting.

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oh my goD

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What for?

I want to figure out where the dead people are going.

[and as you can see, this is a perfectly logical leap to make]

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Oh, yes, certainly. How would you like to go?

Like I said, in a way that's temporary.

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_{[ Jesus Christ, is that you? ]}

Are you trying to become a corpse so you can see how and why they get stolen?

HOLY SHIT

that might've just been the smartest thing you've said so far, dumbass

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Yeah! Is that what you were thinking too?

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Do you need your heart to stop beating?
Or do you just need to "seem" dead?

[Oh]

I'm not sure. In the accounts I've been able to gather it's been hard to nail down similarities. How long the person'd been dead, how long it was before they vanished.

Figured the closest we could get to the real thing the better.

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[ Politely, he chooses not to interrupt, but my what an interesting skillset you have Kurapika............. ]

[ He's been reading this post..... it's a fucking mess, you guys. ]

i might be able to help

[He?? Is trying his best??]

That'll be a relief after the headache up there.

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Do you all want liches? Because this is how you get liches.

Like

A rash??
[li...ches...? itches??]

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What happens if you find someone who says they'll temporarily kill you, then just kills you the normal way?

I'll be dead and disappointed.

And we still won't know anything. Which sounds pretty boring if you ask me.

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Wait, you are serious about this?

[ ANAKIN... ]

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Yeah, why not?

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