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[unrepentant]

Hi. Could someone here kill me but just temporarily?
Thank you.



EDIT:
Yes this is a serious question.

Comments

[unrepentant]

Not personally, but I've seen it done.
[long story. he still has Baggage.
But Anakin has had years to practice deflection, and it's easy to lean back on now.]

Looks a whole lot like sleeping, how hard could it be?

[oomfies]

well people breathe when they're asleep, for one
& typically they're alive

[ This is said with the most exasperation she can convey through text. ]

look, i just don't think there's anyone here who could do that
just.. idk pretend die or smth

[unrepentant]

Maybe not. But if I don't ask then I won't know for sure.

If that doesn't work out, then I'll need to start asking for help looking pretend dead.

[oomfies]

well.. the only thing i can offer is a wand that can change your clothes
so if you wanna look more dead instead of train passenger chic, lmk ✨

[unrepentant]

A wand?

Like a magic wand? Like a witch?

[oomfies]

yes, like a magic witch's wand
the clownductor gave it to me i think? lol

[unrepentant]

And it changes your clothes? Or can it change everything?

[oomfies]

your whole outfit! whatever you're imagining
sometimes it makes you go bald

[unrepentant]

Wait Wait
Sometimes as in a fun temporary surprise or sometimes as in I'm never leaving my room again

[oomfies]

the fun temporary you will never know if and when it'll hit you kind of surprise

[unrepentant]

Well I guess that's probably a good thing

Even if its also a little unfortunate

[oomfies]

it'd make for a preeeetty good disguise

[unrepentant]

[wait]


What if I had a really specific disguise in mind. Like say... the maids that get to walk around the Mayor's place?

[oomfies]

as long as you know what their uniform looks like.. yeah!
my wand is made for making REALLY specific outfits in mind reality LOL