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[unrepentant]

Hi. Could someone here kill me but just temporarily?
Thank you.



EDIT:
Yes this is a serious question.

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[vadarta]

Oh. You're not going to handle that part?

[unrepentant]

I mean I'm pretty sure I could figure out permanent death.

But I know when I need to defer to expertise.
[DO U THO??]

[vadarta]

You really should make that part very clear. I was ready to draw my sword and settle in for a miraculous show.

[unrepentant]

Then in that case, thank you.

And you're welcome. The show would've disappointed.

[vadarta]

You'll certainly have answered this twenty times over by now, but you must indulge me: what could possibly be wrong with you that you would seek out such an experience?

[unrepentant]

Well if I say curiosity that'll just be cliche.

But you're not the first to ask. We might never know.

[vadarta]

Yes, and I imagine it will take significantly more than satisfaction to bring you back, cat. Do you have any progress on that front yet?

[unrepentant]

Not yet.

Are you curious? Or are there other parts of this town you've been looking at?

[vadarta]

Am I curious about your death and revival? Certainly. About who exactly would seek such a thing? Even more so. About the town itself? Debatably.

[unrepentant]

Alright alright, I'm not trying to give you the run around.

There've been some rumours going around about people dying but never making it to the graveyard. I'm trying to figure out where they're going.

[vadarta]

Oh! How thrilling. Perhaps find someone you don't mind losing, and skip the resurrection part?

[unrepentant]

Sounds like you've met a couple of people who made really bad first impressions.

[vadarta]

Oh, that's a kind assumption of you. Maybe this is just me naturally.

[unrepentant]

Oh I'm sorry, you're right, I should have asked.

Do you just enjoy recreational murder?

[vadarta]

Well, that depends. Are you a dashing man or woman of the law?

[unrepentant]

Well I have to say yes to make it fun.

[vadarta]

In that case: yes, absolutely, the bloodier the better. Oh, I’m downright diabolical about it. If only someone would hunt me down and stop me.