UN: SKYWALKER | TEXT

[unrepentant]

Hi. Could someone here kill me but just temporarily?
Thank you.



EDIT:
Yes this is a serious question.

Comments

[shiftybladesofcray]

[who the hell

.......oh my gOD]

as if you've never heard of autocorrect

[himbomb]

usually that shit autocorrects to words ya use OFTEN

jussayin

who u goin around textin about V I R I L I T Y, huh

ur 2 young 2 b lookin for a SPERM DONOR jesus

[shiftybladesofcray]

Like I'd be using that word in any conversation on this train!

If you're so determined to keep your mind in the gutter why don't you roll your body in there too?

i want to set myself on fire after writing this

[himbomb]

wuuuut, like, thru one of those drains on the side of the street? i don't think i could even fit in one of those!

my pecs r too big

horrific

[shiftybladesofcray]

I'm sure they'd deflate if we let all the hot air blow out of you.

um

[himbomb]

ooh! hate to break it to ya, babe

but they're pretty damn solid

[All that enhanced, superfreaky scientific experiment muscle mass, baby... Yikes.]

but, hey. if u rly wanted to touch em that badly? you shoulda just ASKED

i don't bite! well, actually

that sorta depends on who u ask

[shiftybladesofcray]

[UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH]

GET OUT OF HERE I'M TALKING TO ANAKIN NOT YOU

[himbomb]

😘

mwah

no longer here

[shiftybladesofcray]

[JUST DIE ALREADY]