UN: SKYWALKER | TEXT

[unrepentant]

Hi. Could someone here kill me but just temporarily?
Thank you.



EDIT:
Yes this is a serious question.

Comments

[unrepentant]

Don't worry everything's fine.

1/2

[shiftybladesofcray]

Nothing that would require you to sacrifice yourself is FINE.

We can't lose you Anakin you're too

[handsome
beautiful
dashing
gallant
magnificent
debonair
kinglike]

virile

2/2

[shiftybladesofcray]

[FUCK!!!]

*valuable

un: bombaf

[himbomb]

virile huh

[shiftybladesofcray]

[who the hell

.......oh my gOD]

as if you've never heard of autocorrect

[himbomb]

usually that shit autocorrects to words ya use OFTEN

jussayin

who u goin around textin about V I R I L I T Y, huh

ur 2 young 2 b lookin for a SPERM DONOR jesus

[shiftybladesofcray]

Like I'd be using that word in any conversation on this train!

If you're so determined to keep your mind in the gutter why don't you roll your body in there too?

i want to set myself on fire after writing this

[himbomb]

wuuuut, like, thru one of those drains on the side of the street? i don't think i could even fit in one of those!

my pecs r too big

horrific

[shiftybladesofcray]

I'm sure they'd deflate if we let all the hot air blow out of you.

um

[himbomb]

ooh! hate to break it to ya, babe

but they're pretty damn solid

[All that enhanced, superfreaky scientific experiment muscle mass, baby... Yikes.]

but, hey. if u rly wanted to touch em that badly? you shoulda just ASKED

i don't bite! well, actually

that sorta depends on who u ask

[shiftybladesofcray]

[UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH]

GET OUT OF HERE I'M TALKING TO ANAKIN NOT YOU

[himbomb]

😘

mwah

no longer here

[shiftybladesofcray]

[JUST DIE ALREADY]

not here

[onlyhope]

[ oh, Anakin is never going to hear the end of this so long as he can help it ]

[unrepentant]

I'm touched, thank you for your concern.

But I promise, I'll come back safe and sound.

[shiftybladesofcray]

How can you know for sure?

Listen, I'll do it! I'll go in your stead!

[unrepentant]

Fukawa, I'm a Jedi Knight remember?

I'll be back before you know it.

[shiftybladesofcray]

[Ah...oh....

Be still her heart!!!]

It's not that I don't expect such bravery from a Jedi Knight. Can you blame me for being worried?

Even if there is some way to make you appear dead, you can't put your life in the hands of a complete stranger with abilities unknown to you. That's suicide.

[unrepentant]

That's what you did with me. And you turned out alright.

[shiftybladesofcray]

[/pants....]

That was spur of the moment and an emergency. Besides which, you proved immediately that you're using such things for heroics, not selfish or malicious actions.

[unrepentant]

Well, then maybe I'm not the only one worth trusting.

I know you're worried. But we can't just let things stay the same.
And between you and me, I'm a little hardier than most. At least if I do it there's less risk of someone else getting hurt in the process.

[shiftybladesofcray]

[After fanning herself and reading other replies, what the hell even is Jinwoo]

You're very brave to take on such a task. Not many would.

Just promise me that you don't do it alone.

[unrepentant]

I don't know about that. You just volunteered for me a little while ago.

I've been disappointed by people too. But in time, they started to surprise me too.

[shiftybladesofcray]

well it would just make more sense to spare a pawn than risk a knight. I'm no chess player but even I know that.

[And if it had been anyone else at stake she wouldn't have offered.....at least not immediately or online. She hasn't got that much protag energy.]

I usually wind up disappointed but I hope for your sake that they prove trustworthy. At least to this end.

Message me when you're safe.

[unrepentant]

[He wants to argue it outright. But then how many times have Obi-Wan and the Jedi Order made the same decisions? About who's expendable.

And how can he argue that to someone trying to live through the collapse of the world as they know it?]


I will. Try and stay out of trouble yourself alright?