UN: SKYWALKER | TEXT

[unrepentant]

Hi. Could someone here kill me but just temporarily?
Thank you.



EDIT:
Yes this is a serious question.

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[himbomb]

wait, what does that mean

who ELSE has that bug gotten to, or, into idk

i mean, who else is there?

[unrepentant]

Even the plant life here is decaying. It's like whatever it is is

Everywhere

Even if we find a cure for the residents, how long will it be before they end up starving anyway?

[himbomb]

the plants, too? holy shit

im no microbiologist dorkety DORK face but, liiiiiike,

stuff that affects plants shouldn't affect people

err... animal people? that's WEIRD

ya think somebody pissed off ol rip van TINKLE and, aaaaah... decided to curse the whole village or some shit?

fuck

[He ruminates for a second.]

if there's some cranky witch behind this, i hope to god and sweet bb jesus that she can't make me ugly

bc that would be no bueno, fuckfuck and F U C K

[REX??????????]

[unrepentant]

[He is so sure that most of those words aren't real words]

I don't know. I haven't been able to find anyone who can explain how all this started. But I noticed it almost as soon as we got here. Even the grasses are wilting.

Whatever the cause is, it's effecting the whole train car.

[himbomb]

[please imagine this uttered in the spaciest, douchey jason mantzoukas voice:]

ooooooooooohhhhhhhh

so that's why the food's so shit

i get it now

that and they probably don't wanna fry up the other chicken ppl, seein as they're also... chickens

chickadees? beaked behemoths. feathery ass motherfuckers.

[unrepentant]

[when i tell you i screamed]

Yeah. Most places I've been aren't big on cannibalism.

But that's what I mean. Even if we figure this piece out, we still have to deal with whatever this disease is.

[himbomb]

you'd be surprised!

[rex pls nobody needs to hear your weird invincible lvl superhero stories xcept maybe nobara]

well! i'd like to get to the bottom of this

although, i've kiiiiinda got a very bad feeling about this sickety sickness (could we NOT have just ended up in a car with babes who're just thickety THICC instead? jesus fucking christ)

uggggh, goddd

we're probably gonna end up havin 2 shovel tons upon tons of bird shit, huh

gross

[unrepentant]

Well if it makes you feel any better we might be dead before we have to shovel anything.

[himbomb]

in that case? just hit ME over the head with the damn thing first!

[As if something of that nature could kill him so easily. What a funny joke.]

the shovel, i mean

so. you got a team goin for this, aaaah, investigation? or wtf ever

[unrepentant]

[Gosh what a good question. He and I both are still trying to figure out what the answer to that is.]

A couple of people have offered suggestions so far, I don't know if there'll be more than one team.

But if you've got any wild ideas I don't see any reason in holding back now. If we're all going to get sick anyway.

[himbomb]

i'm in favor of figurin this shit out

but without the space cadets, jesus christ. so many of the people on this thing seem to have left their brains at home!

[unrepentant]

[Actual question he's asking himself: is this guy talking about the bird people, or the people people]

What do you mean?

[himbomb]

a lot of the other numbskulls on this train showed up with a few brain cells missing

did the people who got here first, like, get pelted by big ass meteors or some shit? the ones with numbers

cause a mass concussion situation is the only way i'd be able to explain it