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[unrepentant]

Hi. Could someone here kill me but just temporarily?
Thank you.



EDIT:
Yes this is a serious question.

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[unrepentant]

[He is so sure that most of those words aren't real words]

I don't know. I haven't been able to find anyone who can explain how all this started. But I noticed it almost as soon as we got here. Even the grasses are wilting.

Whatever the cause is, it's effecting the whole train car.

[himbomb]

[please imagine this uttered in the spaciest, douchey jason mantzoukas voice:]

ooooooooooohhhhhhhh

so that's why the food's so shit

i get it now

that and they probably don't wanna fry up the other chicken ppl, seein as they're also... chickens

chickadees? beaked behemoths. feathery ass motherfuckers.

[unrepentant]

[when i tell you i screamed]

Yeah. Most places I've been aren't big on cannibalism.

But that's what I mean. Even if we figure this piece out, we still have to deal with whatever this disease is.

[himbomb]

you'd be surprised!

[rex pls nobody needs to hear your weird invincible lvl superhero stories xcept maybe nobara]

well! i'd like to get to the bottom of this

although, i've kiiiiinda got a very bad feeling about this sickety sickness (could we NOT have just ended up in a car with babes who're just thickety THICC instead? jesus fucking christ)

uggggh, goddd

we're probably gonna end up havin 2 shovel tons upon tons of bird shit, huh

gross

[unrepentant]

Well if it makes you feel any better we might be dead before we have to shovel anything.

[himbomb]

in that case? just hit ME over the head with the damn thing first!

[As if something of that nature could kill him so easily. What a funny joke.]

the shovel, i mean

so. you got a team goin for this, aaaah, investigation? or wtf ever

[unrepentant]

[Gosh what a good question. He and I both are still trying to figure out what the answer to that is.]

A couple of people have offered suggestions so far, I don't know if there'll be more than one team.

But if you've got any wild ideas I don't see any reason in holding back now. If we're all going to get sick anyway.

[himbomb]

i'm in favor of figurin this shit out

but without the space cadets, jesus christ. so many of the people on this thing seem to have left their brains at home!

[unrepentant]

[Actual question he's asking himself: is this guy talking about the bird people, or the people people]

What do you mean?

[himbomb]

a lot of the other numbskulls on this train showed up with a few brain cells missing

did the people who got here first, like, get pelted by big ass meteors or some shit? the ones with numbers

cause a mass concussion situation is the only way i'd be able to explain it