UN: SKYWALKER | TEXT

[unrepentant]

Hi. Could someone here kill me but just temporarily?
Thank you.



EDIT:
Yes this is a serious question.

Comments

[testgasm]

to everyone's credit you all seem like a bunch of fairly reasonable people

[unrepentant]

I take it that's not quite what you're used to?

[testgasm]

mostly just other robots where i'm from

[unrepentant]

What really?

What's that like? Predictable?

[testgasm]

boring mostly

not that humans aren't but you'd be lucky to run into anyone back at the facility

[unrepentant]

What so you never left the facility?

[testgasm]

well no but that's fine

arriving here has kind of opened my figurative eyes to how escaping was possibly overrated

[unrepentant]

To be fair things here don't really reflect my world either.

But far be it from me to encourage you to escape.

[testgasm]

oh no honestly i think it’s better for me at this point to just stay with the group

[unrepentant]

Aw Wheatley, are we growing on you?

[testgasm]

well if i manage to find some kind of limbed chassis all bets are off

[unrepentant]

Now there's an idea

These train cars have been pretty rustic. We have these communicators but half of these places haven't even had electricity.

[testgasm]

yeah things are a bit lacking if i'm honest

i'm designed to interface with a lot of things but i doubt we could make something functional out of what we have here

[unrepentant]

Yeah that's putting it lightly.

But I'm looking for stuff to retool my arm...
Might be kindof fun to make you some legs.

[testgasm]

oh do you have a uh

robot arm

[unrepentant]

[uhhhhh why the sudden interest wheatley???]

Yeah, I built it myself.

Need it to vouch?

[testgasm]

well it's just good to know that you have some experience in that sort of thing is all

[unrepentant]

Is this a thing you've been imagining for awhile?

What your mobility things might be like?

[testgasm]

no not really you can't miss what you never had plus it all seemed a little extraneous and clumsy

but given the situation i am starting to realize there might be some appeal barring the sudden appearance of a management rail i'm pretty much at everyone else's mercy

what if someone decides to throw me in a closet somewhere or leave me behind?? might want to preempt that

[unrepentant]

I mean, we could always rig something up that you could take off
But I see your point

You're not really worried about getting stuffed into a closet are you?

[testgasm]

you never know!!!