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AND WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK IS SEXY YOUR TASTE IS PROBABLY TYPICAL PORNOGRAPHIC GARBAGE

JUST HUMONGUOUS TITS FALLOUT OUT OF TANK TOPS AND EIGHT LAYERS OF MAKEUP

YOU'RE PATHETIC

I DON'T HAVE TO PLEASE YOU OR ANYONE ELSE HERE SO JUST SHUT UP

wow! way to write me off, sweetheart

[If she were to have seen his long-time girlfriend, Fukawa would have certainly gotten quite a few things wrong. Eve, while tremendously gifted in the looks department, no doubt, is slight of frame and fairly natural. If one were unaware of her limitless power and strength of heart, she'd seem almost delicate.

Then again, he did cheat on her with Kate, who might be a spitting image of Wanda from the Magic Schoolbus... But is also thicc af]

i like all kinds of girls!

[And a few boys, although he prefers them to be pretty too.]

[Eve is DEFINITELY still much too hot to escape Toko's ire, lithe frame or not. Alas.

As it stands she only scowls at this message. "All kinds of girls", but definitely not foul hags like her. Got it.

There's no refuge in this universe for the revolting. Every day she gets new proof of that.]

that's nice, I'm so proud of you.

[She is not.]

who the hell is this invincible moron

That's almost as stupid a name as rex splode

ok u might be a professional writer??? but i think u'd rake in way more dough if u were a professional hater jesus fuckin christ

at least mine's actually funny!!! you gotta admit, it's hilarious

[Especially since he has signed off as Rex Splode and then mimed the actual jerkoff motion several times in combat, goddamn it.]

he's the other guy i mentioned, and uh

usually he's a gooby lil b(.)(.)b*ie ass motherfucker but careful whatcha say about him on here, uh-'kay????? i've seen him lose his shit on the battlefield and it's fucking terrifying

There's no dough to be made anymore, so the point is moot.

[Gotta love a global collapse. Not that she ever wrote for the money in the first place.]

Sure it is. How many people laughed when you told them your name?

Why should I? Does he always go after random people on the internet? Or does he just beat up defenseless girls? That's a pathetic way for a superhero to spend his time.

aaah

what's that supposed to mean

didja sell the rights for the novel to some big time hollywood hotshot?

[...That sounds strange. She doesn't seem like the kind of person who'd sell her integrity or artistry, not for any sum, no matter how exorbitant. Maybe her parents convinced her? Or, well, forced.]

nah he's not that type of guy

still!!! not a good idea to make him angry

specially if you don't have superpowers

Hollywood isn't there anymore. Most of the world has been destroyed or is fighting off coups and riots. Money doesn't mean much now.

[Of course she still feels like a madwoman, quantifying the goings on of her Earth versus the reality of someone else's. But those are the facts. He's free to doubt her if he wants.

ANYWAY.]

Very scary. I'll be sure to duck around corners when I see him coming.

WHAT?! noooooooo

does that mean they got all of the real housewives 2 holy shit HOLY SHIT

[ALKSDFJ REX?! PRIORITIES]

god i hope erika's ok she's my favorite one

so ur whole world's basically on fire?

[That would explain a lot...]

sheesh no wonder ur on always on edge

[Wow these housewives must really be something]

Erika is probably dead.

And yes, it's all on fire. Metaphorically or literally, depends where you're at.

I don't need an apocalypse to know that things can go wrong at any moment, especially not on a magical mystery train hurtling through time and space. More people should be watching out.

jesus christ

[It is here where the bickering ceases, even though it's not all that obvious over text. Self-absorbed and vain as Rex may be, at his core, he is still a superhero. The empathy he has for others is ever-present, no matter how deep it's often buried. His heart bleeds even harder for the wounded and forgotten, such as the poor and the weak- The ill-fated.

Toko may not like this miserable train car full of birds and no bees, but her foul attitude suddenly makes a lot more sense with some context. Life has been a struggle for her for a long time, and the girl is probably used to not showering. God knows if there's even running water in the apocalypse hellscape she hails from.]

fuck

well! i hope at the very least she died as glamorously as she lived!

#RIP

[This is a public forum, so he will be careful not to be too sentimental.

The way she speaks, Toko hails from a planet that does not have superheroes, which means there is no one to put out the fires. So people, puny little mortals with no superstrength or laser beams shooting from their eyes, must try and clean up the messes themselves.

What a fucking shitshow.]

yeah no kidding

then again, when's the last time you took some time out for a breather, huh

d'you remember?

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was she your caretaker or something

[He seems oddly attached to her.]

it doesn't matter, if we're not from the same place she probably never existed in my reality anyway. unless there's some horrible tragedy where you're from too.

[The last time she took a breather? What kind of a weird question is that? Toko takes a pause to think it over.]

at night? I don't know, things are in really bad shape all over, there's not much time for messing around.

nah she's just iconic

[ASKDFJLALSKDFJLSLDKJ]

AHAHA yeaH UUUUM funny story there were and are kind of a LOT lmfao it's gettin hard 2 keep track lmao

[Rex is actually mincing the details because... He doesn't want to be woken up by Mark crying in the middle of the night again.]

well, sure! and yeah, maybe when the world is on fire you gotta focus on puttin' that out first

but then there's all the other shit. like the rebuilding and the clean up garbage

when you've got a little downtime, you've gotta do shit for yourself! even when things are a gd nightmare, y'know? otherwise you'll just crack

[Well. He's not the first to confess to some horrific disaster in their home world. Besides which:]

I suppose being a superhero implies the existence of super villains.

[Big solutions for big problems. She's sure Yamada would have been messing himself at the prospect.]

i have Komaru. that's enough for me.

You're such a nosy parker. Are you really that bored? Am I supposed to shower you with the scintillating details of my life lest you fall over the brink?

[There are superheroes, supervillains, but also everything else in between. Heroes who become villains, villains who were heroes all along, and then the people behind the dolts in colorful suits, the ones giving orders.

Ordinary people with extraordinary power.

In truth, it is not that simple.]

well scuse me 4 givin a damn!

remind me not to pull that shit ever again!

[Rex, an individual who is completely ignorant of Japanese culture, assumes that Komaru is the name of Fukawa's boyfriend.]

look, all i'm sayin is

it's ok to have fun sometimes, even if the world is in the process of goin all KABLAMO on ya

you kinda seem like you're on the brink constantly

[Does he really give a damn? Or is he exaggerating for comedy, like usual?

Whatever. She's not here to amuse him.

And god in a perfect world Komaru WOULD be her boyfriend. Girlfriend, partner, butt buddy. But alas, we live in the darkest timeline...]

I'll keep that in mind. Thank you for your words of wisdom.

[CLICK! SHE'S HANGING UP!!

Toko will live on the brink if she wants to!! You're not the boss of her!]

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