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[himbomb]

do ya think they call it gruel cause it rhymes with "cruel???"

bc that's what bein forced 2 slurp up this shit is

or maybe it's the sound ur supposed to make when u eventually hack it up later, idfk

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[shiftybladesofcray]

was she your caretaker or something

[He seems oddly attached to her.]

it doesn't matter, if we're not from the same place she probably never existed in my reality anyway. unless there's some horrible tragedy where you're from too.

[The last time she took a breather? What kind of a weird question is that? Toko takes a pause to think it over.]

at night? I don't know, things are in really bad shape all over, there's not much time for messing around.

[himbomb]

nah she's just iconic

[ASKDFJLALSKDFJLSLDKJ]

AHAHA yeaH UUUUM funny story there were and are kind of a LOT lmfao it's gettin hard 2 keep track lmao

[Rex is actually mincing the details because... He doesn't want to be woken up by Mark crying in the middle of the night again.]

well, sure! and yeah, maybe when the world is on fire you gotta focus on puttin' that out first

but then there's all the other shit. like the rebuilding and the clean up garbage

when you've got a little downtime, you've gotta do shit for yourself! even when things are a gd nightmare, y'know? otherwise you'll just crack

[shiftybladesofcray]

[Well. He's not the first to confess to some horrific disaster in their home world. Besides which:]

I suppose being a superhero implies the existence of super villains.

[Big solutions for big problems. She's sure Yamada would have been messing himself at the prospect.]

i have Komaru. that's enough for me.

You're such a nosy parker. Are you really that bored? Am I supposed to shower you with the scintillating details of my life lest you fall over the brink?

[himbomb]

[There are superheroes, supervillains, but also everything else in between. Heroes who become villains, villains who were heroes all along, and then the people behind the dolts in colorful suits, the ones giving orders.

Ordinary people with extraordinary power.

In truth, it is not that simple.]

well scuse me 4 givin a damn!

remind me not to pull that shit ever again!

[Rex, an individual who is completely ignorant of Japanese culture, assumes that Komaru is the name of Fukawa's boyfriend.]

look, all i'm sayin is

it's ok to have fun sometimes, even if the world is in the process of goin all KABLAMO on ya

you kinda seem like you're on the brink constantly

Gonna close this off for my inbox sanity

[shiftybladesofcray]

[Does he really give a damn? Or is he exaggerating for comedy, like usual?

Whatever. She's not here to amuse him.

And god in a perfect world Komaru WOULD be her boyfriend. Girlfriend, partner, butt buddy. But alas, we live in the darkest timeline...]

I'll keep that in mind. Thank you for your words of wisdom.

[CLICK! SHE'S HANGING UP!!

Toko will live on the brink if she wants to!! You're not the boss of her!]