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[strawdolls]

[ What's a girl to do when they come down with a mysterious illness and none of the nurses will let them leave the clinic until a cure is found? What all teenagers do - get on their phones. Unfortunately, she's become tired of knockoff c*ndy cr*sh and there isn't much other entertainment to be had on these devices 😞 ]

Bored.


There's no tiktok or instagram on this. Not even youtube.


Tell me something funny. Entertain me. If you have an embarrassing story, gimme the details.

[ And should your character ignore this very pointless message ... ]


Don't ignore this or I'll come find you 🔪

[ She might be making vague threats but please still be her friend.

If your character is also sick or helping out at the clinic, feel free to tag with action! Nobara will be at the beginning stages of the illness where she'll be feeling quite fatigued, hungry and irritable (more than ... usual). She's also feeling some of that numbness in her fingers and toes, that will gradually progress to pain and delirium. ]

Comments

un: bombaf

[himbomb]

so, this one time? i set this guy on fire by, uh, accident

and he started singin the "i'm 2 sexy for my shirt" song

idk poor dude he looked so fuckin wreckd after but damn did he have a great sense of humor

[strawdolls]

[ Okay that story entertained her thanks Rex for the tfln experience ]

Seriously?? I don't know if I should be impressed or feel sorry.

Did he live? [ Just in case they end up making fun of said guy and it turns out he was burned alive or something. ]

[himbomb]

as of right now? not sure! there's been a couple of alien invasions and natural disasters in the area round where he works and those situations sorta tore the place up

god, i... i hope the guy's still breathin jesus christ

he was still alive n well by the time i was done with him, though! there was a fire hydrant nearby so we just busted it open and tried 2 cool him off

yo if he was straight up ⚰️ im pretty sure i wouldnt be able to joke about it lmfao that'd b kinda messed up

[KINDA?!]

[strawdolls]

[ There's so much to take in. ]

I was looking for a funny or stupid story when I made this post. I thought I could laugh at a few idiots too. You've really gone and killed the whole vibe...

[ She hopes that rando guy is okay too u_u ganbante

Wait, hold up... ] Aliens?!

un: lottieperson

[oomfies]

what type of story do you want?
i won't tell you something embarrassing so name another genre

[strawdolls]

[ She could push for that embarrassing story but this person sounds decently nice and from the username they're probably a girl. Nobara's a bit nicer to girls (just a little). ]

Something dramatic.

Or tell me something embarrassing that happened to someone else.

[ spill the tea sis ☕ ]

[oomfies]

the convention i was invited to had a murder happen during it, so it got cancelled and i was left contentless for days! lol

un: mehitabel

[catsy]

Is your username really just "hammer"?

[strawdolls]

That's right. You got a problem with that???

[ combative for no reason ]

[catsy]

I feel like I should. WHY is it just hammer?

[strawdolls]

People need to know what I'm all about.

[ blunt force trauma?!? ]

un: ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️▶️

[mugen]

[Hey! Satoru has a funny story:]

once i tricked a student into thinking we were going sightseeing in tokyo

[Hi Nobara! Did you enjoy your Gojo-free existence for the short amount of time you had it?

Not that Satoru is glad to see her, mind you. This train sucks for a lot of reasons, including the fact that two big bads also happen to be on here with them. But Satoru has been trying to scout out replacement students on this train and it hasn't been going well (no one wants to hang out with him for some reason...) At least he has an actual student now! Upsides :)]

1/2

[strawdolls]

[ Give her a moment to stare at this username because she is judging and what the fuck ...

That 30 seconds of judgement later, she finally registers what is being said, and goes to check Gojo's profile to double confirm. ]

Sensei?! [ She might be happy for the first time since getting on this train. Megumi's dad Gojo is here, Gojo will fix everything! ]

[strawdolls]

[ But since this is Nobara, the good vibes also last a total 30 seconds. Happy and excited reunions are more up Yuuji's alley. ]

I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT!!!

[ She's glad you're here, sensei u_u ]

[mugen]

[He missed you too, Nobara!]

wanna hear another?

[Don't indulge him, please, every story will be about the various ways in which he embarrassed, pissed off, or otherwise annoyed his students.

...But Satoru is actually concerned about Nobara being on this train without the inside scoop on the threats it poses and the company they have from their world. For all he acts easygoing, he cares about the wellbeing of his students, and it's his job to make sure they have the tools they need to succeed — whether in jujutsu society or on the Existential Express. Which also means that it's very important they continue her education. Hence:]

where are you? i'll tell you in person

[He's already leaving the woods, slipping down his blindfold to look for her cursed energy.]

[strawdolls]

Only if it's about Itadori or Megumi. Especially Megumi.

[ Teasing Megumi is a lifetime commitment. ]

I'm in the clinic. They're telling me I can't leave until they sort this whole virus out.

un: itadakimasu

[ascends]

[the teen vibes are Strong]

Threatening people is an interesting strategy.

You could try asking. Politely.

[strawdolls]

[ This person sounds old. Maybe they're also a glutton or pretentious foodie. I bet they spent an hour thinking up this username and now they think they're so smart for it. Yuck.

She can't be bothered to check Geto's profile now, so she'll go off her immediate first impression. ]

I already asked politely. Before I threatened them. [ that was polite ??? ]

[ascends]

[if only he'd been able to pick his own un 😔 but while he's looked up her profile—exorcising curses, hmm, hmm, hmm—gojo has kept the names of his students a closely guarded secret, so:]

I'd say that was more of a demand.

Do you threaten everyone you meet?

[strawdolls]

[ Yes. ]

Only if they piss me off or I want them to do something. [ So yes ... ]

@ ohdeer

[shaft]

You've acclimated rather quickly.

[strawdolls]

No point being upset that I'm trapped somewhere. And I'm used to dealing with monsters.

Just wish we had better apps on this phone.

[shaft]

Ah, I take it you're like Lottie then.

Big butts, and such.

@scraprat

[psychometries]

New around here?

I'm Cal.

@ cyclops

[evenslimmer]

[ Scott is rarely intentionally funny and also cannot be relied upon to actually know what is or isn't embarrassing. But in the interest of making new friends and all that... ]

One time I was nearly accidentally arrested at a bank for impersonating myself.