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[strawdolls]

[ What's a girl to do when they come down with a mysterious illness and none of the nurses will let them leave the clinic until a cure is found? What all teenagers do - get on their phones. Unfortunately, she's become tired of knockoff c*ndy cr*sh and there isn't much other entertainment to be had on these devices 😞 ]

Bored.


There's no tiktok or instagram on this. Not even youtube.


Tell me something funny. Entertain me. If you have an embarrassing story, gimme the details.

[ And should your character ignore this very pointless message ... ]


Don't ignore this or I'll come find you 🔪

[ She might be making vague threats but please still be her friend.

If your character is also sick or helping out at the clinic, feel free to tag with action! Nobara will be at the beginning stages of the illness where she'll be feeling quite fatigued, hungry and irritable (more than ... usual). She's also feeling some of that numbness in her fingers and toes, that will gradually progress to pain and delirium. ]

Comments

un: bombaf

[himbomb]

so, this one time? i set this guy on fire by, uh, accident

and he started singin the "i'm 2 sexy for my shirt" song

idk poor dude he looked so fuckin wreckd after but damn did he have a great sense of humor

un: lottieperson

[oomfies]

what type of story do you want?
i won't tell you something embarrassing so name another genre

un: mehitabel

[catsy]

Is your username really just "hammer"?

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[mugen]

[Hey! Satoru has a funny story:]

once i tricked a student into thinking we were going sightseeing in tokyo

[Hi Nobara! Did you enjoy your Gojo-free existence for the short amount of time you had it?

Not that Satoru is glad to see her, mind you. This train sucks for a lot of reasons, including the fact that two big bads also happen to be on here with them. But Satoru has been trying to scout out replacement students on this train and it hasn't been going well (no one wants to hang out with him for some reason...) At least he has an actual student now! Upsides :)]

un: itadakimasu

[ascends]

[the teen vibes are Strong]

Threatening people is an interesting strategy.

You could try asking. Politely.

@ ohdeer

[shaft]

You've acclimated rather quickly.

@scraprat

[psychometries]

New around here?

I'm Cal.

@ cyclops

[evenslimmer]

[ Scott is rarely intentionally funny and also cannot be relied upon to actually know what is or isn't embarrassing. But in the interest of making new friends and all that... ]

One time I was nearly accidentally arrested at a bank for impersonating myself.