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[strawdolls]

[ What's a girl to do when they come down with a mysterious illness and none of the nurses will let them leave the clinic until a cure is found? What all teenagers do - get on their phones. Unfortunately, she's become tired of knockoff c*ndy cr*sh and there isn't much other entertainment to be had on these devices 😞 ]

Bored.


There's no tiktok or instagram on this. Not even youtube.


Tell me something funny. Entertain me. If you have an embarrassing story, gimme the details.

[ And should your character ignore this very pointless message ... ]


Don't ignore this or I'll come find you 🔪

[ She might be making vague threats but please still be her friend.

If your character is also sick or helping out at the clinic, feel free to tag with action! Nobara will be at the beginning stages of the illness where she'll be feeling quite fatigued, hungry and irritable (more than ... usual). She's also feeling some of that numbness in her fingers and toes, that will gradually progress to pain and delirium. ]

Comments

[strawdolls]

[ There's so much to take in. ]

I was looking for a funny or stupid story when I made this post. I thought I could laugh at a few idiots too. You've really gone and killed the whole vibe...

[ She hopes that rando guy is okay too u_u ganbante

Wait, hold up... ] Aliens?!

[himbomb]

yeah, well! hopefully nobody killed him!!!

[MR SPLODE???]

oh! uh, yea

think 👽 but greener n meaner

[ah the flaxans]

and, liiiiiike, about two fuckin HUNDRED times more homicidal

also i think i picked up a few swear words in martian

[FLAXAN!!! DIFFERENT SPECIES... REX??? YOU KNOW THAT. plz... do nut b space racist]

im pretty sure "lati moy" means go fuck urself

it's either that or "EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCH" but eh who's keepin track

[strawdolls]

[ i did remember the martians being somewhat nice fellas 😔 don't do them dirty like this

Anyway, aliens exist. Good to know. ]

Sounds like they really got it out for you if those are the only words you know.

So did anyone get probed like in the movies?

[ Tact ... she has none. ]

[himbomb]

like up the butt or some shit?

[do u remember how mark just straight up ruined mars by being a fool??? anyway]

oh! no, they were just straight up mass murdering civilians

they wanted our planet. not our people!

just the real estate! not the kooky old lady in the bathrobe that used to live in the attic. nope! they sucker punched the hell outta her! and theeeen shot her with a taser.

[tactless thing #1 meet tactless thing #2]

we tried! there were just too many of em, at one point

eventually, tho? we DID manage to kick their asses

[>they got old and died
>omni man meat grindr'd their planet
>ass kicking??? rex is just straight up manipulating the facts as usual smh]

so that's somethin!

[strawdolls]

[ Bro that's rough ... and RIP kooky old attic lady. ]

You saved the world? That's ... pretty impressive. [ Compliments are hard. She doesn't know if Rex is lying to her, but the anecdotes sound way too specific to be a lie. This means they have something to relate to. They save people. ]

You better not be making any of this up! [ She will feel stupid and express it through violent retaliation. ]

[himbomb]

and why the FUCK would i do that?

savin the world n shit may sound great on paper??? but it's a fuckin pain in the ass most days! l i t e r a l l y

[Literally.]

the whole damn year, i've got zero days off, and when they call me, i've gotta b there in no time, stat! even if it means that i have to pull out of whatever i'm doin', whether it be a parkin space, or a person!

not that this PLAGUE nonsense is anything but bad vibes all around? but uh

it is nice to not have my phone ringin off the chain rn

i will say that

[Now, since he's curious-]

what do u do