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[himbomb]

do ya think they call it gruel cause it rhymes with "cruel???"

bc that's what bein forced 2 slurp up this shit is

or maybe it's the sound ur supposed to make when u eventually hack it up later, idfk

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[testgasm]

as i have repeatedly established i feel lots of things all of the things you humans feel but probably not in the way you're used to feeling them

because as we have discussed i'm thankfully incapable of physical responses like sweating crying vomiting and other miscellaneous side effects of being in love etc

it's all very lofty and intellectual i don't expect you to understand

[himbomb]

aaaaah... why do you keep repeating the exact same words over and over?

also, what you've just described is a panic attack, not bein in love? if someone says they're in love and is pukin their guts out just dial 911 he's probably mixed some molly into a molotov cocktail

[Rex is used to being underestimated, and while it usually gets under his skin, he's beginning to wonder.

That line's been repeated to him at least three times now, from what he can immediately recall.]

are you gonna go all murder she wrote on us if you start buggin out on some shit ooooooor

[testgasm]

i keep saying it because you keep asking me these kinds of questions and it's getting exhausting

i'm not some kind of puzzle for you to figure out

[himbomb]

i guess not

[This is also a very public space. Rex is trying to understand Wheatley in his own way, but it's true- He's looking at this from the perspective of a flesh and blood human being, an experience which Wheatley doesn't share and doesn't seem to want to.]

so, you don't want that?

someone to figure you out?

[Once again, he's doing more of the same.]

welp, okay!

guess i better start brainstormin

[Will he ever write that novel only for Wheatley to roast him, time will tell.]

[testgasm]

why would i want that all you've done so far is ask me a bunch of invasive questions

look i'm not about to write all this off i'm a reasonable individual but i don't fancy being interrogated all the time

[himbomb]

well, if i wasn't such a nosy piece of shit, i wouldn't know anything about your whole whodunnit obsession

and i wouldn't have come up with any ideas for my genius bestseller mystery extravaganza, written by yours truly

[Wheatley has a point- Rex isn't the best at getting to know anyone who doesn't run in his very small, very specific circle of super-people, and even then, most of them would be quick to exclaim that he happens to be very unpleasant.]

look! if you don't wanna get the fifth degree from me, fine! why don't you ask me an question that'll grind my nonexistent gears, huh?

go ahead! i'll bite

[oh no this is actually dangerous]

just 4 u 👉🏽👌🏽👅💞

[testgasm]

can you

for once in your life

muster up your one brain cell and speak to me without making it a weird sex thing

[himbomb]

i mean

it’s possible

[testgasm]

i'm not sure i believe you

[himbomb]

well then, that's up to you!

i've been known to tell the truth on occasion! i guess you'll hafta stick around and find out

[testgasm]

no i think between this and the knocking me around for no reason i've had quite enough actually so i'll just catch you next time

next time meaning ideally never

cheers

[himbomb]

🥂💖