un: sky | text/image

[lighthearted]

[ Sora's got no idea what's going on, how he's here, who the clownductor is, or... anything else, really, but he does somehow still have his Gummiphone. This is a long shot, he knows it is, but he still has to try.

The first thing that comes through is a selfie of him against the backdrop of the dinosaur car. Thankfully, there don't seem to be any velociraptors in the background ready to jump scare him. ]

Hey, can anyone see this message? Riku? Kairi? Donald and Goofy?

[ "The railroad of self-improvement," the message said. The number on the palm of his hand has to go down to zero. Will that allow him to return again? To exist, again? (Is that why the train is called the 'Existential Express'?) ]

This isn't like any train I've ever seen. There's dinosaurs here! Wish you guys could see it too.

Maybe this is a Reaper's Game. Maybe I can find Neku!

[ Now he's just kind of live-blogging, not aware that anyone's getting these messages. Technology? Not his strong suit. ]

un: WHEATLEY - video

[testgasm]

[Having more-or-less adjusted to his new limbs (how nice, limbs, especially metal ones that don't squish), Wheatley finds himself a little smug, even if he's not entirely coordinated or entirely comfortable with this situation. He will pretend to be, and that’s what matters.

Here’s one for all the people who kicked him or shook him or picked him up without his permission when he was an orb. He’s still an orb, but now the orb is on top of a metal body, with arms and legs and everything.]

Check me out!

[He doesn’t seem to be an holding e2-issued phone, or anything really, because he’s waving into what seems to be a mirror in one of the vacation car spas—the logical conclusion is that he is recording and broadcasting this with whatever kind of camera lives in his eye-face.]

Pretty nice, right? Got a little notification on the network program, up here, thought I’d give it a little look-see, and bam! Arms and legs! So, that’s neat. Certainly thoughtful of whoever runs this place. I suppose there's some—some appeal. Thumbs.

[Look he’s doing it he’s giving a double thumbs-up.]

Anyway, thought I should publicize this new development. For all the, uh. For everyone who carried me everywhere, thanks very much, and— [This part sounds a little malicious.] —also for everyone who thought it was a good idea to kick me, or drop me, or knock me around. No more of that. Putting my foot down. I have those, now, I can do that.

I suppose, if it's necessary, I could still—I can explain robots to whoever still needs that explained to them, though honestly if you haven't caught on by now I'm not sure there's hope for you.

[Cough.]

Right, that's all! Just wanted to pop in with that update. Thumbs. And, also. Legs. Walking. Love it. Very cool.