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[strawdolls]

[ What's a girl to do when they come down with a mysterious illness and none of the nurses will let them leave the clinic until a cure is found? What all teenagers do - get on their phones. Unfortunately, she's become tired of knockoff c*ndy cr*sh and there isn't much other entertainment to be had on these devices 😞 ]

Bored.


There's no tiktok or instagram on this. Not even youtube.


Tell me something funny. Entertain me. If you have an embarrassing story, gimme the details.

[ And should your character ignore this very pointless message ... ]


Don't ignore this or I'll come find you 🔪

[ She might be making vague threats but please still be her friend.

If your character is also sick or helping out at the clinic, feel free to tag with action! Nobara will be at the beginning stages of the illness where she'll be feeling quite fatigued, hungry and irritable (more than ... usual). She's also feeling some of that numbness in her fingers and toes, that will gradually progress to pain and delirium. ]

Comments

[strawdolls]

[ This person sounds old. Maybe they're also a glutton or pretentious foodie. I bet they spent an hour thinking up this username and now they think they're so smart for it. Yuck.

She can't be bothered to check Geto's profile now, so she'll go off her immediate first impression. ]

I already asked politely. Before I threatened them. [ that was polite ??? ]

[ascends]

[if only he'd been able to pick his own un 😔 but while he's looked up her profile—exorcising curses, hmm, hmm, hmm—gojo has kept the names of his students a closely guarded secret, so:]

I'd say that was more of a demand.

Do you threaten everyone you meet?

[strawdolls]

[ Yes. ]

Only if they piss me off or I want them to do something. [ So yes ... ]

[ascends]

And does it always work?

[strawdolls]

[ How dare this person question her. ]

Let's just say there are a few smart people back home who know their place in the world. [ So only on beta boys like Yuuji. ]

Now share a story or I'll come shove you in a washing machine after I get out of the clinic.

[ Making empty but funny threats is also a way to kill time. ]

[ascends]

A washing machine? How creative.

[but geto has #nofear—and also, as he scrolls up to see the familiar (and obnoxious) un just above his:]

You know, you almost remind me of someone.

He isn't one to make threats, but he's almost as rude.

[strawdolls]

[ She doesn't mind being called 'rude'. It's almost a compliment. ]

Oh yeah? Who's this then? Sounds like you guys got history.

[ascends]

[a certain someone isn't too happy about this conversation, it seems, but! as it would be rude to just end it:]

Some. We were classmates, after all.

But I'll keep him a secret for now.

[one day she will check his profile and she will Know.]

[strawdolls]

What?? Why'd you bring it up if you were just gonna say it's a secret?! That's so annoying!!

[ascends]

You didn't ask politely.

[strike one. but also—]

And who knows? Maybe he'll tell you the secret himself.

[a hint... enjoy, nobara... he should probably dip before gojo beats his ass, but his inbox is open for future tea spillage...]

[strawdolls]

[ She's about to get riled up again when she receives that second message and the meaning behind it sinks it. She was mildly interested in Geto's story about his friend before? But now ... ]

Wait. What do you mean by that ...?

[ Going to assume he's going to ghost her now. ]

Hey! [ Commence checking the profile and sliding into some DMs. ]

not here...

[mugen]

[But coming soon to a DM near you: (1) successfully provoked Satoru Gojo. He knows what you're doing, Suguru...]

[ascends]

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