001 | DRUNK TEXT, UN: FUCK

[fluxing]

_{[ This new car has it all. Denizens that don’t make sense, mysterious mines, spooky graveyards, ailment and sickness in the air, dead people, etc. One thing it does has though is alcohol and Jack, the bartender and alcoholic, has been consuming as much as he can handle. Those who have met him might have seen a chipper and flirtatious individual who tries to appear optimistic despite the circumstances, but unfortunately, some of his truer colors surface in this message. Truth of the matter, he’s scared and kind of lonely. ]}

guys, gals, non-binary pals!!! we did it this is it! the car of death ☠️ and scary misery!
best of all?? BEST OF ALL there is no objective!! notice that?? wow wow are we seriously fucked or whaaaaat! something else weird.. my glowy number went down.. lol is that a countdown to my death???
so here’s what im thinking
i just want one ☝️ last fuck before all this is over with
or several
AAAAANY TAKERS

im hot im charming and the best part!! here it comes
im like a drug, babey.. this place got u scared? don’t u worry booboo
daddy jack will take care of u 💋
give u some of that empath juice and help u find u destined path to zen town
itll make u feel good!! less worried and less scared which UNFORTUNATELY i can’t do on myself
no empathy masturbation here 🛑

oh yea just use me and throw me awaaayay
i wanna be a good person before this is over with 😌

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Phone changed "fucking" to "giving" up there, wow, also I hate typing these words with my own hands

[shiftybladesofcray]

[this meta is upsetting, new locomo goal: get both these turds reciprocated affection and self esteem]

Master is a man.

He's incomparably handsome of course, but he's also clever, calm, commanding, distant at first blush but harboring a secret kindness. He stands for truth and justice and is destined to lead the new world. But that's all to be expected, he's of noble blood after all.

[fluxing]

_{[ Wtf?? All of this stuff sounds like what he's looking for in a partner. AND they have an S&M relationship! He's so jealous. ]}

hot DAMN u are lucky
he wouldn't happen to have an older, available, gay brother, would he?

Danganronpa Spoilers

[shiftybladesofcray]

[it's almost as if it were too good to be true...

Also oops this took a sudden turn.]

No, actually. His entire line has been eliminated. He's the only member of the Togami family left alive.

[fluxing]

oh....
OH... um

sorry for his loss

guess it's up to you to get sexy with it and produce offspring for the family line 🥴🥴🥴

hehe.. right??
REMEMBER to be safe during sex though and have fun!

[shiftybladesofcray]

I would gladly bear as many of Master's children as I'm able.

Don't worry about me, he takes good care of us both.

[Sorry Kabby needs to take a break to bash her forehead into the bathroom mirror

okay i'm back]

I saw above that Jinwoo guy offered to take you home. Did you make it there?

[fluxing]

OHOOOO GET IT GURLLLL ;) ;) ;)

he did lol
guy got a whole little house to himself!! wow wow lucky bastard
he's really too nice to me
he helped me find my eyes back in that fucking weird museum car

makes me feel like a huge burden that he's helped me twice

[shiftybladesofcray]

[Ah Jinwoo...what a big heart and empty head you have.]

If you were such a burden he would just leave you behind already.

It's a good thing he's on the job because I can't carry you. Just rest Jack. Maybe you'll feel less miserable tomorrow. And do something nice for him in return if you feel so guilty about it. Make breakfast or whatever.