001 | DRUNK TEXT, UN: FUCK

[fluxing]

_{[ This new car has it all. Denizens that don’t make sense, mysterious mines, spooky graveyards, ailment and sickness in the air, dead people, etc. One thing it does has though is alcohol and Jack, the bartender and alcoholic, has been consuming as much as he can handle. Those who have met him might have seen a chipper and flirtatious individual who tries to appear optimistic despite the circumstances, but unfortunately, some of his truer colors surface in this message. Truth of the matter, he’s scared and kind of lonely. ]}

guys, gals, non-binary pals!!! we did it this is it! the car of death ☠️ and scary misery!
best of all?? BEST OF ALL there is no objective!! notice that?? wow wow are we seriously fucked or whaaaaat! something else weird.. my glowy number went down.. lol is that a countdown to my death???
so here’s what im thinking
i just want one ☝️ last fuck before all this is over with
or several
AAAAANY TAKERS

im hot im charming and the best part!! here it comes
im like a drug, babey.. this place got u scared? don’t u worry booboo
daddy jack will take care of u 💋
give u some of that empath juice and help u find u destined path to zen town
itll make u feel good!! less worried and less scared which UNFORTUNATELY i can’t do on myself
no empathy masturbation here 🛑

oh yea just use me and throw me awaaayay
i wanna be a good person before this is over with 😌

Comments

un: noctua

[flamebears]

Referring to yourself as 'daddy' is the least attractive thing you have said, and there is plenty of material to choose from.

[ says a man with daddy issues ]

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ooohhh hooo does somebody not like that word? DADDY? dada? papa? padre?

listen u can’t tell me nobody else has been thinking of this!! look at us we are all fucking weirdos on a fucking train who probably should be fucking each other before we like

IDEK

OPEN THE NEXT CAR AND ITS THE ARMAGEDDON CAR??? jesus fuuuuuuuccckkkvv

[flamebears]

I said exactly what I meant.

[ It's the LEAST ATTRACTIVE THING YOU SAID, Jack. ]

And while I cannot tell you that nobody else isn't thinking of it - I don't believe that jumping to 'I'm going to die, ergo come copulate with this'. Seems a little defeatist.

@ skywalker

[unrepentant]

Use you and throw you away?

[fluxing]

ya
i mean

i guess u could properly put me in compost if u wanted

like if u wanna be green about it

un: thedirector

[7edacted]

What did you do to make your number go down?

[fluxing]

idkkkkk like
i was drinking?? is this a countdown before my liver gives out ???

about time
rip 🪦

@ ✨ BEATRIX ✨

[sociably]

[ .................................................









Well, she tries her best to be a good person so: ]

you should talk to the guy named
bombo? bimbo
wait

bombaf

[ She doesn't know his name, sry. ]

or the guy who goes by handsome

[fluxing]

_{[ WHOMST... oh.. a BABE.. wow he's loving that directory pic ]}

u make quite the tempting offer
_{[ why are we treating actual people like yugioh cards ]}

howEVER
look at you, babey
you are GORGEOUS
FABULOUS

am looking respectfully

beatrix, huh?
more like baetrix

un: bombaf (val if this is not ok msg and i will delete this)

[himbomb]

DON'T WHORE ME OUT???? I WOULDN'T FUCK THIS DUDE

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!! HE's OBVIOUSLY WAY TOO OLD

un: eos

[recitations]

Propositioning an entire train feels a tag too desperate, darling.

this is a nasty response do not perceive me

[fluxing]

_{[ whomst.... checks profile and.. ]}

aria-babeeeyyyyyyyyy 💋💋💋
lsiten i know what ur thinking
actually i dont
i don't kno w what is happening
so i really don't know what ur thinking at all

but like
i think this is straight forward and efficient??

u act like i haven't propositioned a whole crowd before?
hello, orgies
i've arranged them before

un: 000

[kahunanu]

lower number. lower standards.

makes sense to me.

1/2

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ay o
wanna share ur number with me then

let's see if we're ~*compatible*~

_{[ checks the profile cause you never know who you might be talking t-- ]}

[fluxing]

oh my gawwwwd
a silver fox 😍😍

nice

@ahjin

[reanimate]

[ Daddy Jack? ... Jack? Doesn't he know a Jack... Or was it a John... 🤔 Jacob? 🤔

No, the directory confirms his suspicions! Oh lord, what is going on here. ]

where are you jack?

[fluxing]

_{[ Jingleheimerschmidt? ]}

ooh whoa whoa whoa
jinny-babyyyy

no offense buddy but you're the last person i'd expect to take me up on this
that's cool

i'm at the tavern now
cold floor cozy

un: bombaf

[himbomb]

yo, who dumped their dumb horny uncle off at the tavern?

dude, just hire a prostitute. give a nice girl some dough, maybe catch some syphilis, and get off the fuckin server will ya? jesus christ

[fluxing]

_{[ Oh. Well speak of the devil. It's the bombaf guy. ]}

daaaaamn straight someone did and thank god it's a bout time

_{[ Zero self respect. He's not even trying to defend himself. it's a little sad. ]}

u know this is the first car ive come across that has alcohol??? it's been killing me, KILLING me.. but could have done without all the rest of the stuff.. where the fuck is the booze only car??

great idea but i think all those prostitutes for hire arn't feeling too hot right now

_{[ His world is super sex positive and the industry is booming. In fact, he's prostituted himself before. ]}

un: batman

[of_steel]

Sounds like you need to learn to love yourself first.

[of_steel]

...Emotionally. I mean, feel free to do the other thing, but it's usually a temporary fix.

@ handsome

[philandery]

[ he sensed SOMEONE mentioning him... ]

Sorry, not interested. But good luck out there, it's been a tough crowd...

[ sylvain's been avoiding passengers as a whole as far as sleeping around goes, which severely limits his options! and the ladies of minecraftia are NOT having it with his advances... ]

[fluxing]

hey there he is
living up to his username

do i dare ask why not? redheads are cute

_{[ He's curious but also a glutton for punishment. ]}

I'm about to go to bed and my inbox is in shambles but

[shiftybladesofcray]

[deadeyes]

Get off the network Jack

[fluxing]

_{[ oh.. look who it is.. ]}

why
other than the fact i'm really showing my ass here