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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] e2 2021-10-01 03:48 am (UTC)

Ooooof course I am! And I'm also on a diet that consists of mashed up medieval garbage which happens to, uuuuh, also? Look like someone shit into a vat of drool! Then there's the birdseed, and, oh yeah! No boobs. None of which I actually signed up for!

[Homesick and horny would be correct.]

Tryin' to make small talk with other superheroes is bullshit. Nevermind the normal-ass fuckers! Look, you're doin' your best with people who've got no damn context for your life.

[Rex shrugs, his commentary... Surprisingly sound, for once.]

It's gonna be weird. Most first impressions are, anyway!

That still doesn't make things feel any less lonely, though! Holy fuck.

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