un: lottieperson ✨ 𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩

[oomfies]

heyyy everyone! I figured I'd jump in on the introduction train (yikes, no pun intended!).

I'm Lottie Person! ✨ I'm from a little place called Los Angeles, California. I'm an influencer, so that means I do basically lots of business and fashion stuff, like modeling, AMA's, brand collaborations, for my fanbase to enjoy every single day. The grind never stops, am I right?

Anyway, I'm sure we all took that survey that was sent out, right? Well, my life story is relevant because the Clownductor gave me a super special assignment to mentor someone.

..Soo, interested in all my secrets?

Desperate to know how to successfully run a business?

Dying to find out my contact at Nike for future collabs?

Want your ass to look fat in photos? 😛

HMU!

XOXO
𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 💋

Comments

@ rat ....... hater alert

[constrainer]

Isn't only one of those a skill that could actually be taught?

[oomfies]

[ Hmm.. A hater.. Lottie can smell slander a mile away - ]

which one??

[constrainer]

"How to run a business."
What would you be teaching someone just by introducing them to one of your contacts?

[ hes not gonna comment on the fat ass part because he 100% thinks its a joke ]

un: thedirector

[7edacted]

[Her task given was to say yes to something she normally wouldn't.

..............

No, she is not going to do that.]

Is your last name really 'Person' or is it a stage name?

[oomfies]

don't worry, i get that a lot.. lol
yes! person is my real last name

[7edacted]

Huh.

[Well, it's not the strangest name she's heard and now that that mystery has been solved she's still left with that task.]

Second question. As for your... photography lessons. Is there like a pamphlet you can give me or is this a hands on lesson or...?

@ handsome

[philandery]

[ no idea where she's from, or half the things she's saying... (AMA? Nike? HMU?)

not important. ]

My derriere could use some help.

[ im gagging ]

[oomfies]

say no more!

un: frostwind; text

[frostblooded]

[He understands about 1% of what she just said, but.]

I like to think I look pretty good on kamera, but only fool turns down advice from the experts.

[oomfies]

that's right, you have an expert in your presence
go ahead, ask away!

@ ohdeer

[shaft]

[ here's a picture of a butt

(it's clothed) ]

Re: @ ohdeer

[shiftybladesofcray]

[Gently






saves]

[shaft]

[ it's dimitri's butt, enjoy lusting after your arch nemesis toko ]

[oomfies]

do you want me to rate your ass??

[shaft]

I'm demonstrating my skill.

Also, it's not mine.

[shiftybladesofcray]

[..........hate all of this]

That's all you have to do? Teach someone something? That's far too easy.

That last one isn't even a skill, it's just showing off.

[oomfies]

it's a skill if you get paid for it.. duh! 😉

@scraprat

[psychometries]

Is making your ass look fat in photos a good thing?

[oomfies]

you DON'T want people thinking your butt looks cute?

@ ✨ BEATRIX ✨

[sociably]

[ since cal already asked her question-- ]

i don't think there's really any place for a business on a train
it's not like we have any money

[oomfies]

well.. we might make a currency or something some day!
or maybe a place we go to might have money

un: CHEFKNIGHT🍴

[venerating]

Why would anyone want to make their butt look fat?

[oomfies]

[ Suspiciously, Lottie feels like she has answered a question similar to this (she has, but her attention span has made her promptly forget about it).. ]

i mean, you know.. bubble butts
people like bubble butts!

UN: batman

[plas]

"lottie person"

that's not the WOOOOOOORST psuedonym and/or secret identity I've ever heard of but also, you could try a little harder

it's only BARELY any better than just calling yourself "jane doe"

[oomfies]

that's my real name! LMAO no psuedonym's here..
but i am flattered you think i'm a super person, batman! 😉