[do u remember how mark just straight up ruined mars by being a fool??? anyway]
oh! no, they were just straight up mass murdering civilians
they wanted our planet. not our people!
just the real estate! not the kooky old lady in the bathrobe that used to live in the attic. nope! they sucker punched the hell outta her! and theeeen shot her with a taser.
[tactless thing #1 meet tactless thing #2]
we tried! there were just too many of em, at one point
eventually, tho? we DID manage to kick their asses
[>they got old and died >omni man meat grindr'd their planet >ass kicking??? rex is just straight up manipulating the facts as usual smh]
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[do u remember how mark just straight up ruined mars by being a fool??? anyway]
oh! no, they were just straight up mass murdering civilians
they wanted our planet. not our people!
just the real estate! not the kooky old lady in the bathrobe that used to live in the attic. nope! they sucker punched the hell outta her! and theeeen shot her with a taser.
[tactless thing #1 meet tactless thing #2]
we tried! there were just too many of em, at one point
eventually, tho? we DID manage to kick their asses
[>they got old and died
>omni man meat grindr'd their planet
>ass kicking??? rex is just straight up manipulating the facts as usual smh]
so that's somethin!